![]() If Monday were a person, it wouldn’t have friends.If Monday was a haircut, it would be a mullet.If Monday was a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.If Monday was a person, I’d punch it in the face.Monday wouldn’t be so bad if it just didn’t happen every single week.What is your least favorite day of the week and why is it Monday?.If Monday and Wednesday switched places, I think I’d still hate Monday.Why does getting out of bed on a Monday feel so much harder than on Friday?.Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday – *blink* – Monday.A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?.Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” on a Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.I’m just a girl standing in front of Monday, asking it to be Friday.I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago….Didn’t we just have a Monday like a week ago?!.I’m a Friday person living in a Monnday world.SMONDAY: The moment Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.Look on the bright side: at least Monday only happens once a week.I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. ![]() ![]() Did you know that Mondays happen once a week?! Seems a bit excessive to me.Please note that staying awake does not prevent Monday. ![]()
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